Welcome to the Sizzling Life of Mister Beefcake. This comic strip captures the sheer joy of Mister Beefcake being a nuisance with the youthful exuberance of a man-child. He shares a special bond with his best friends Poopy and Doopy. Together, the trio experiences wild nonsensical misadventures in their day-to-day life.
He is a naive, cheerful, and blundering fitness instructor with a big heart. He lives in a giant hamburger with his two favorite beings on earth, his pet puppies Poopy and Doopy. Despite his boyish charm, Beefcake’s interactions with women never exceed a phone call, and never lead to a date.
Before the Rosetta Stone, Dead Sea Scrolls, and Holy Grail, there was the Golden Dookie. Little is known about this ancient artifact, except that it is the most sacred relic of a lost civilization known as the Poo-Poo-Achu tribe. They believed that one day it would bring forth the “Mighty Harvest” and feed the world.
Poopy, is an obese, sarcastic, lazy, gluttonous, yet lovable puppy. He believes he is a human, drinks coffee, eats donuts, and reads on the toilet. His owner, Mister Beefcake, always makes excuses for Poopy’s weight issues. Poopy is infamous for dropping epic poops in public, which are often larger than him.
Fred is a grumpy alcoholic houseplant who does not like anyone except Doopy. In a typical addict style, Fred manipulates Doopy into being his enabler. He believes that the first two drinks don’t count because they take away his anxiety and make him a normal functioning person.
Beefcakes’ other pet is Doopy, an obtuse cross-eyed puppy. Doopy is known for his antics of protecting an alcoholic plant named Fred and being an extreme sports daredevil. When he gets petted by someone he likes, he pees on their leg to show affection. He has a pure heart and is best buddies with Poopy.
Spooky Dookie is a real piece of $#!T. He is cunning and mischievous. His grand mission is to steal the Golden Dookie and establish World Dookie Domination with its help. He often resorts to petty shenanigans to spoil everyone’s day. He declares victory with his catchphrase “Surprise Mutha-Sucka!”.
